mentaliti

jalan2 dalam kedai Toy City kat Alamanda Putrajaya.teman Ayin tgk barbie doll dgn kezennya,Shima.

tgh2 sibuk usha robot transformer dgn Acik dan Amy,tiba2 terdengar satu suara sumbang dari arah kiri aku.

"dik,kat sini xde virus tu"

'huh?!!'

aku pandang ke arah bunyi tu.nampak sorang awek tgh lepak dgn 4 orang kawannya yg lain,tengah senyum kambing ke arah aku.

kemudian,kawan2nya yg lain mula mengomel tentang face mask yg aku,Amy dan Acik pakai sambil gelak2.

aku jadi panas tiba2.sambil mengajak semua adik2 aku bla meninggalkan kedai tu

wat the fish!! harap je muke cantik,tp general knowledge takde langsung.bengang aku dgn org2 yg ade mentaliti mcm ni.rasa nak penampar pun ade.nasib baik pose,kalau tak aku dah sembur balik budak tu.

Keluarga H1N1

First time dalam masa aku balik Malaysia,sume family members dapat gather ramai2 untuk menyambut ramadan bersama. seronok!!

budak asrama,emak budak dan budak menjeng

semangat sekolah yg menebal
(p/s: stf = hijau)

a day before fasting..
anak beranak hilangkan gian nak makan waffle

menjeng boy..again!

amy is taller than angah

nak pilih kentang,pilih yg bulat2,kecik2
(housemate aku,take note!!)

fisherman's friends

kakak kantin stf cari bilis nak buat nasi lemak kat sini jugak yea

ketua audit sedang memeriksa barangan jualan

abang adik berebut nak tolak troli

calon menantu yg sesuai

'ibu,apsal bau ibu dgn buah ni sama?? shower foam kat umah tu bau pomelo ea?'

Daia takde,Top pun jadilah

Pandemik H1N1 semakin teruk,tiada tanda2 mahu meninggalkan muka bumi ini.mustahil mungkin. Anggaran 5 juta penduduk Malaysia akan mati disebabkan oleh wabak ini jika tiada inisiatif utk membendung daripada virus itu. Namun,berapa keping je keluarga kat negara ni yg mengambil berat tentang amaran itu.

Itu bukan tujuan entry ini di tulis,hanya sekadar rasa tidak puas hati yg ditujukan khas kepada segelintir manusia yg 'bajet hebat' dgn wabak H1N1 ini. Sampai kan ada yg memandang family aku macam makhluk prawn dlm cte district 9 apabila kami semua bertopeng ketika shopping di Giant supermarket.

Haih,manusia2..

Medicine vs Engineering

M: Medicine
E: Engineering

M: they memorize every inch of the book and write the same thing on exam paper.

E: they understand every inch of the
book, table, graph. and refer them
back in exam paper. (sumtimes they cant
refer though..)

M: they studied things that discovered in the past and rarely heard about improvement.
E: they studied things that discovered
in the past, things that invented
today, things to be done tomorrow, and
improved new things every hours.

M: they studied for large amount of years, and still at the same level for years.
E: they studied less amount of years,
and improve skills of level years by
years.

M: they worked to save live.
E: they worked to improve live.

M: they dont have a specific work schedule. sometimes called in the middle of the night.
E: its always from 9 am to 5 am.
and work can continue at home...

M: they have a steady salary and seldomly increased.especially when they are not specialized.
E: the salary never decreased. it
always increased by years.

M: they didnt have much holidays.
E: they have holidays like others.

M: they seldomly go for outstation unless there is event.
E: there is always oppurtunity for
outstation, and it is part of the
work.

M: they need lot of people to assist them for an operation.

E: they assist a lot of people for an
operation.

M: a little mistake is fatal.
E: a little mistake is fatal too.

M: they work with fate and faith.
E: they work with certainty and
confidence.

M: they go home with chemical odor.
E: they go home with Calvin Klein odor.

M: they have to deal with mental, social, and emotion.
E: they deal with physical, mental and
logic.

M: they work with equipement engineer develope everyday.
E: they seek for medical for healthy
severally.

M: medic student only go for certain field and rarely have a chance to do something differ from what they specialized for.
E: engineer can do a lot of thing
for example they can get involved in
various type of engineering.

M: medic can ask their patients wats wrong wif them.
E: they cant ask, they have to figure
out themself wats wrong with their
patient. (the machine..)

now do you think which professionalism is COOL?

Spontan

Korang kena tengok video ni..
show 'Spontan'..
ade Radhi Khalid,Zizan Raja Lawak,Afdlin Shauki,Din Beramboi dgn Douglas Lim..
lawak giler..tak kering gusi den gelak!!

ada 4 siri,wajib tgk semua!!


episod 1 :




episod 2 :




episod 3 :




episod 4 :

one malaysia

sekadar gambar hiasan

"paan,ko tgk tu...awek cun siooot!!"

"mane2??"

"tu haa,yg pakai baju pink tu"

"a'ah laaaa..lawaaa gilerr!!"

"tapi wei,ko tgk pakwe die tu"

"nape dgn pakwe die??", sambil aku usha lelaki kat sebelah perempuan tu

"pakwe die india beb!!"

"a'ah eak..nape laa diorang nak kat india, lelaki melayu kan ramai..haih!!", sambil aku mengeluh kecewa dgn awek cun tu. kan bagus kalau die amik thol jadi boyfren die. dah laa hensem,baik,pandai pulak tu. tapi,lelaki india jugak jadi pilihan die.

Thol, jgn kembang ea. itu hanyalah rekaan semata2.kihkih.

conversation antara aku n thol, time hang out same2 kat Sunway Pyramid 3 hari lepas. keluar berdua, tapi tengok wayang bertujuh. aku,thol,zizi n 4 org kwn thol yg len.

Kami tgk cerita Setem. lawak nak mampos. happening giler cite Khabir Bhita. korang pg aa ajak family korang tgk!!

Dalam cinema, ramai kapel. biasa laa, cinema antara tempat yg paling sesuai utk 'berkongsi' kebahagiaan dgn yg tersayang. gelap dan sunyi, hanya bunyi dari cerita yg ditayangkan keluar dari Dolby Surround yg dipasang disekeliling cinema. hanya aku dan kau, i and you, saya bersama awak, mama and papa.

Selalunya,aku tak ambil kisah ape yg kaple2 tu buat. none my own bussiness. tp,ape yg menarik perhatian aku kali ni, kapel2 ni bukan melayu dan melayu, cina dan cina, ataupun india dengan india. malah, ade yg makwe melayu,pakwe india. ade yg pakwe mat salleh dengan makwe melayu. ada juga pakwe india bersama makwe cina.

Huh??!!

Aku ketinggalan zaman ke belajar kat Mesir?? sampaikan trend budak2 remaja Malaysia zaman sekarang pun aku amik tak endah?? atau, benda ni dah memang menjadi kebiasaan kat negara ni?? atau, aku sendiri yg memandang pelik benda2 macam ni??

Owh, no wonder laa kes murtad makin hari makin menjadi2. rupanya, semua berasal dari benda2 macam ni laa kot. a'ah laa, sekarang kan orang ramai sibuk nak jadikan Malaysia as 'One Malaysia', so mereka tengah menyahut seruan kerajaan. One Malaysia!!!

ko salah laa paan, ko tu je yg tak menyahut seruan kerajaan. ko je yg takde usaha nak membuktikan bahawa kaum2 kat Malaysia ni boleh menjadikan Malaysia as One Malaysia.

Owh, aku kena cari girlfriend yg bukan melayu ke? kalau yg muka cam arab dikira tak?? kihkih.

Tgh makan2 kat warung mamak di area Sunway, aku ternampak seorang mamat india tengah menyuap sesudu nasi ke mulut sorang awek melayu. alahai,bahagianya mereka!!

bunghung mughai

"burung ape?"

"bughung mughai"

"burung ape?"

"bughung mughai!"

"burung ape?"

"bughung mughai laa!!"

"burung ape?"

"bunghung mughai...aii,dah cakap dah manyak kali dah!!"

"burung ape?"

"ai,dah ckp banyak kali dah..dam(diam) dam dam!!"





*aii dik,kalau abg dpt atok cmni,abg bg je penampar skali,bg die diam!!